<\/span><\/h2>\nAnother John Wayne movie I saw as a kid when it first came out and I remember the spectacle of the circus boat keeling over in the harbour, and the climax at the end of The Magnificent Showman (aka Circus World) when the giant tent burns down.<\/p>\n
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The intervening years, however, have erased from my mind how fairly dull it all was in between those sequences. This may be down to the fact that there were six writers involved in the story and screenplay, which is never a good sign, to begin with.<\/p>\n
Among others, you get Hollywood veteran Ben Hecht and director Nicholas Ray but the minute I heard JW utter the line \u2018Make up your mind \u2013 or you\u2019re forever dead\u2019, you just know it could only be James Edward Grant.<\/p>\n
The story, as such, involves circus manager Matt Masters (JW pf course), accompanied by his other alliteratively named associates Cap Carson and Aldo Alfredo, trying to rescue a European tour when their boat sinks in Barcelona harbour.<\/p>\n
Alongside all this is an ongoing bit of domestic between JW and Rita Hayworth, Ms Hayworth playing the wayward mother of Claudia Cardinale, who I have to say looks absolutely splendid in her sequined trapeze costume.<\/p>\n
In my opinion, they should have called the film The Magnificent Showgirl instead.<\/p>\n
No wonder I experienced strange warm sensations in my nether regions when I first saw the film at the age of 12.<\/p>\n
I reckon Wayne should have got his first Oscar here as there\u2019s one interminable sequence when he\u2019s watching the clowns do their bit and he\u2019s almost persuading me that he actually finds them funny.<\/p>\n
Which of course they\u2019re not. Clowns are not funny. They\u2019re just\u2026 weird.<\/p>\n
Speaking of which, the sight of Wayne kicking a dwarf \u2013 sorry, I meant small person -\u2013 in the backside would be enough to have today\u2019s PC brigade up in arms. Still, at least he didn\u2019t throw him across the ring. Now that would have been something to see.<\/p>\n